Est. MMXXVI · Distribution at our discretion · Written enquiries may be ignored
IMPERIOUS.
Packaging · Specification

The bag, in three aspects.

A matte black flat-bottom pouch, foil-lined, one-way valve, letterpressed label. The label is stamped by hand; the numbering, by whoever is willing.

MAISON · DE · CAFÉ IMPERIOUS N°01 The House ink · fig · the silence after an argument I. TU NON DIGNUS 200g · WHOLE BEAN HAND-NUMBERED · LOT 044 № 0044 / 0120

Aspect I · Front

The label as presented.

Letterpressed ivory label, debossed line rules, oxblood title block. The seal is stamped, not printed. Numbering is inscribed by hand, in ink.

MAISON DE CAFÉ · IMPERIOUS A note from the house. No brewing instructions are supplied. You will find the coffee, or you will not. It will be what it is in either case. ORIGIN Undisclosed. ROAST Decided elsewhere. HARVEST MMXXV, broadly. PROCESS Our own. ROASTED When it was required. BEST BEFORE Not our concern. Contains coffee. Store as you wish; we will not supervise. Returns are accepted in theory only. Roasted somewhere, in small quantity. IMPERIOUS · MAISON DE CAFÉ · MMXXVI NO TELEPHONE · NO ADDRESS · NO APOLOGY

Aspect II · Reverse

Of what we disclose.

Specifications printed in ink on an ivory reverse panel. Every field has been deliberately withheld. Regulatory text is replaced with house statements where legally permitted.

I. TU NON DIGNUS

Aspect III · Detail

The seal, close.

Each bag is closed by hand with a wax impression of the house monogram. The Latin inscription around the border reads TU NON DIGNUS. The seal is cracked by the act of opening; this is intended.

A NOTE ENCLOSED Reader — You have come into possession of our coffee. We do not congratulate you. Possession is not, in our view, the same as deserving. You will find no instructions herein. Should you require them, we suggest returning the bag unopened. — The House I.

Aspect IV · Insert card

The note enclosed.

Every bag ships with a hand-numbered insert card. The message does not vary. If the recipient requires warmth, it is not available here.

§ Specification

The bag, made.

Form
Flat-bottom, standing pouch. 175mm × 290mm × 95mm.
Material
Matte black kraft exterior, foil-lined interior, degassing valve.
Closure
Hand-applied wax seal (oxblood, natural beeswax blend). Intended to crack on opening.
Label
Letterpressed on ivory cotton rag. Two-colour: ink and oxblood. Debossed rule lines.
Stamp
Lot number inscribed in iron-gall ink by hand. Illegibility is a feature.
Insert
Single card, mould-made, with the enclosed note. No instructions are included.
Printed by
A press in Antwerp, of which we say nothing further.
Warranty
None.