Items under review

Your proposed purchase.

A list of things you have suggested we sell you. We have not agreed. Should the list be empty, an alternative formality is provided below.

Application · Direct

Or — apply without product.

Those who wish to be considered, but who have proposed no purchase, may apply directly. The outcome is predetermined. The process is, nevertheless, observed.

Delivered by post, on heavy card stock. Suitable for framing, or for the quiet acceptance that not all doors were meant for you. We are informed that such things are necessary — accordingly: #roastedbyimperious.

Full name, as you wish it to appear on your rejection

Mailing address

Is there anything you would like us to consider?

Upon submission, you shall be directed to settle the consideration fee. Applications lacking payment are regarded as expressions of interest, and filed accordingly — which is to say, not at all.

Consideration Fee $5 It is non-refundable. So is the outcome.

You shall be redirected to a payment page. The redirection is the only swift part of this process.

— Received — Your application has been received and shall be given the attention it warrants.